{"id":567,"date":"2019-08-13T02:40:27","date_gmt":"2019-08-13T02:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/imaginedtheatres.com\/?post_type=theatre&p=567"},"modified":"2019-08-13T08:33:22","modified_gmt":"2019-08-13T08:33:22","slug":"dramatis-personae","status":"publish","type":"theatre","link":"https:\/\/www.imaginedtheatres.com\/dramatis-personae\/","title":{"rendered":"Dramatis Personae"},"content":{"rendered":"

excerpted from\u00a0<\/em>THE BOTTOM<\/p>\n

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CLARA LO – child webcam star, jazz singer, prostitute, techno terrorist, retreat runner, 30, concussed<\/strong><\/p>\n

SOLTERO – detective who comes over to eat dinner at Clara\u2019s, tends to daughter, orchestrates orthodontic sting<\/strong><\/p>\n

JESSICA – stripper, journalist, traveler, smokes crack and regrets it, overuses ointments, subletter to LO<\/strong><\/p>\n

SISTER KATHERINE – stripper, jazz singer, corroborates with assailers, child webcam star, adult webcam comeback<\/strong><\/p>\n

JEREMY – bad date turned long-term turn down who sees CLARA LO at her worst as her body fails her after an encounter<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE BAD MAN – floating entity, cause of vaginal thrush in the young<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE EXEC – a jazz event, greens, oil spill, false eyelashes, \u201cI only meet the poor at the grocery store\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE SNOWBOARDER – deflowers, demotes, punches a hole in the wall<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE NOISE MUSICIAN – rips off the clothes of LO, eats her pork loin, watches Anthony Bourdain<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE TROUBADOUR<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VIRGIN<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE STALKER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE DRUNK<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VIOLIN MAKER<\/strong><\/p>\n

LONGTIME LISTENER<\/strong><\/p>\n

SOLTERO\u2019S DAUGHTER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FARMER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE LONG-DISTANCE WINGMAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MOAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE RACIST<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE BALD<\/strong><\/p>\n

OBESE FRAT PILOT<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FRENCHMAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE BAPTIST<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE HAMBURGLAR as HIMSELF<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE REGISTRAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

MADRACHOD<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE NOSE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE WIZARD<\/strong><\/p>\n

CERAMICIST<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE PROJECT<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MILLIONAIRE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VIOLET CRUSH<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE UNCLE TYPE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FLORIDIAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MARRIAGE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MURDERER<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cJUST CALL HIM SPENSER\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE SWEATER VEST<\/strong><\/p>\n

PRO GOLF<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE OWNER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE JOURNALIST<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE JAZZ MUSICIAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

TEXTILES<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE HACK<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE LUNAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VEHICLE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE JEEP DEALERSHIP<\/strong><\/p>\n

SWIMMING HOLE DROWNEE (LI\u2019L\u2019 DROWNIE)<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE SPY<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE ANAESTHETIC<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE ASSISTED LIVING CHEF<\/strong><\/p>\n

CHEF CHARLES<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MAMA\u2019S BOY<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VOICEMAILS<\/strong><\/p>\n

INVESTOR TURNED EQUINOPHILE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE ABBREVER<\/strong><\/p>\n

WAITERS IN A FIGHT<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE CANCER SURVIVOR<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE TWIN<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MODERATOR<\/strong><\/p>\n

NUTRITIONIST BORN DEAD<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FURNACEMAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

MY VENERABLE OPPONENT<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE IRE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE BOAT<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE INSURANCE SALESPERSON<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE PAPHIOPEDILUM CHAPTER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE HYPNOTIST<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE CARPENTER<\/strong><\/p>\n

HOT SALAD<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MORMON<\/strong><\/p>\n

WOULD-BE BUTCHER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE BEREAVED<\/strong><\/p>\n

SELF-SUFFICIENCY<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FRETTER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VIAL<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FINIAL<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE WEBMASTER<\/strong><\/p>\n

MY ACTRESS<\/strong><\/p>\n

MISCELLANY<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE TOOL<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE BUSINESS<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE TIMBRE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE SECOND BUSINESS<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE THIRD BUSINESS<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FOURTH BUSINESS<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE FIFTH BUSINESS<\/strong><\/p>\n

OFFENSE VS. DEFENSE<\/strong><\/p>\n

TERMINOLOGY<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VOW<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE DRAFT<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE DM<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE PM<\/strong><\/p>\n

AND THE DJ<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE SINGLE BED<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE KNIFE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE PRANK<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE HEROINE<\/strong><\/p>\n

ROMANCE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE LARGESSE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE TRESTLES<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE MOSQUITO<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE VACCINE<\/strong><\/p>\n

CATERING<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE CODER<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE WEB DEVELOPER<\/strong><\/p>\n

CAM<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE TENURE<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE CONTRALTO<\/strong><\/p>\n

IT GUY<\/strong><\/p>\n

THE DRIVER<\/strong><\/p>\n

ALMANZO WILDER<\/strong><\/p>\n

SCENESTER<\/strong><\/p>\n

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